Random thoughts

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think she needs to grow into those teeth, Mudcat.

 

[MrMonkey]

I saw a movie last night with this chick. I think she is considered by many to be hot. I just find her odd looking:

Yea, that's the one that was in the wedding fight movie with Kate Hudson. Yea, agree not my cup of tea. Being one of God's gifts to women, she would only get coal from me on Christmas!

 

[Mudcat]

Same goes for this chick, whom I've seen in a couple movies lately. Just doesn't get it done for me.

 

[Mudcat]

What happened there? Where's the pic? Lemme see . . .

 

[reno cool]

Don't make Mrs. Monkey put a boot in your ass Muddy.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wow Muddy! That South of the Border chick lost it fast!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you have something against brunettes, Mudcat?

 

[Mudcat]

And if anyone has a difference of opinion and replies that I must be gay, you will be immediately sentenced to 6 months rehab at the Center For Tired Old Poster Cliches. (In other words, SBR forum.)

 

[Mudcat]

Do you have something against brunettes, Mudcat?

Now come on now. There is a way insufficient sample here to be speculating on conclusions like that.

Now come on now.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Here's one that doesn't do it for me...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I actually quite despise the cunt.

 

[Mudcat]

Oddly, she (Joan Rivers) immediately reminded me of another TV personality that I catch my girlfriend looking at from time to time. I say oddly because there must be a 50 year difference in their ages. But the plasticky resemblance is undeniable.

 

[MrMonkey]

Pat the Bat has 1 hit in 2 years of World Series play. 1 for 27 with 16 KK's.

So he has 2 Rings but only 1 Hit. Life really is not fair!

The Rays could use some of the money you stole.

 

[Mudcat]

You make a good case MrM. The guy should be suspended from play until he makes things right.

 

[Matty]

While waiting in line to pay for groceries the other night, some guy turns to me and says out of the blue:

-Woody Allen says that choosing the right cashier is an art.
-Does he?
-Yes.
-Remarkable man.
-*nod*

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I would have vohemently disagreed. You should have told him that Woody Allen is a child-molesting retard, that he was a fucking idiot for listening to him, and that choosing the "right cashier" comes down to simple math with absolutely no art involved. Then, you should have shown him how to count items in other people's carts, gauge the speed of cashier, notice if anyone is holding a bucketful of coupons, and thrown around a few veiled insults throughout the process.

 

[Matty]

I said "Remarkable man" Monkey. T'was a joke. This is a college neighborhood, and I remember that in college everyone started their sentences by dropping a famous name.

Shakespeare says that the price of milk is getting ridiculous. I mean common. Quote unquote.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Right. Instead of "remarkable man," replace it with what I said.

Fail, Ricky Bobby.