Would you rather..

[Blitty]

Do the first 90% or the last 10% of a blowjob?

 

[Blitty]

Get*


I’m schwasted off 2 glasses of red blend wine boys.

Gettin’ old boys.

 

[Mudcat]

Okay, so, setting aside all wisecracks about Freudian slips . . .

It depends so much on the skill of the guy - I mean female - performing it.

No but seriously man, I'll say: final 10%

 

[Matty]

Do I get a courtesy tap at the end? This is important.

 

[tullamore]

I rather get the first 90%

I rather do the last 10%

 

[Tron]

Amazing thread.

 

[max headroom]

I choose not to blow!

 

[Matty]

I seriously thought this thread was related to the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix. There is an amazing moment where one of the organizers says he was willing to blow a customs officer in lieu of a bribe.

Now that I've read Blitty's second post, this is easy: last 10%. If you make it 99/1, I might choose the first 99%.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You guys are insane.

I’d do the first 90%. Think about it. If I’m blowing someone, I’m still doing the same act for 8% of the time that I’m doing for the other 90%. That last 2% is the deal breaker. I’m not getting a protein shower.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Just noticed this was a Barstool question.

 

[Matty]

You guys are insane.

I’d do the first 90%. Think about it. If I’m blowing someone, I’m still doing the same act for 8% of the time that I’m doing for the other 90%. That last 2% is the deal breaker. I’m not getting a protein shower.

Read the second post in the thread. We've been tricked.

 

[max headroom]

Oh, get

Well then last 10% fo sho

It's all pointless without climaxing.

You know something? I could really use a blowie.