Top Ten Reasons The World Cup Is Better Than Sex

[CASPERWAIT$]

1. Playing with one ball is not considered freaky.

2. After you shoot and score, people hug you in celebration.

3. Fewer substitutions allowed

4. A little blood doesn't stop the action from continuing

5. At least once every 4 years, excitement for the spectacle is guaranteed...even by people that hate it.

6. Asian men can participate without feeling inadequate

7. 90 minutes and you are usually done

8. You can feign knowledge what it's all about in most settings and not get called out for it.

9. Vuvuzela's > Color Me Badd CD

10. Being a striker won't get you jail time.

 

[reno cool]

: pretty good. I like #8

 

[FairWarning]

I couldn't think of one, but I'm a biased filthy American.

 

[bacon]

solid

how'd it go with that broad at the bar?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

solid

how'd it go with that broad at the bar?

I didn't stop in last night to talk to the owner. I will go in Wednesday afternoon.

My roommate and I went to another bar in the area to watch the soccer match. I was tempted to swing in and see if she was working, but I figure I'll see her Wednesday.

 

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