This chick that I went on date #1 with last night is at this right now (I live in South Florida). She wanted me to go to this as our 1st date but I'm not a fan of going on first dates with a girl and all of her friends.
I know, you MMA guys are thinking, "daft you dumb cocksucker you could be watching this live right now with this hottie" but there is a method to my madness. She has already texted me from the fights, "you should have come this is so FUN". This coupled with the fact that she touched me 5 or 6 times during date #1 means she is all into my shit and I'm piloting this jumbo jet right now.
Enjoy the fights boys. I'm already plotting out the different places her and I will have sex at in the near future.