Shit Girls Say

[betplom]

 

[Mudcat]

Did you eat pineapple today?

 

[stevek173]

That was great! I especially like the bottom of the 69 views. "No wait for me!"

The "I don't do balls" and "I kiss you after" girls should both be kicked out of the house.

 

[betplom]

"don't pull my hair!"

"pull my hair!"


you never know until you try.

 

[Cami]

Why do women talk at all? You can't talk and blow at the same time.

 

[FreeFall]

Why do women talk at all? You can't talk and blow at the same time.

this is what I was thinking as I was watching that. Getting head is not a conversation.

 

[Matty]

Getting head is not a conversation.

 

[Cami]

It's a nice quiet activity like reading a book, only more pleasurable.... at least for the book...

 

[Matty]

I kiss you after

My ex would keep my load in her mouth and casually walk to the bathroom to spit it out. Once we were in a jacuzzi and she kept it in her mouth for a good 15 minutes cause she didn't want to step out of the tub. That seems like a much worse experience than just insta-swallowing the whole thing but I guess she had her reasons. Not going to judge anyone who's willing to let a man come in their mouth. It's an admirable trait in a person.

 

[Cami]

eww, 15 minutes? I mean not this is the worst tasting things ever, but it certainly isn't the best.

 

[Matty]

Exactly. It's already in your mouth, just be done with it.

Still not judging.

 

[Cami]

No, no judging. It just makes no sense to me. Does or has it ever offended any one when the chick spits?
I think if a dude went down on me, and spat anything out, I would be offended.

 

[betplom]

No, no judging. It just makes no sense to me. Does or has it ever offended any one when the chick spits?
I think if a dude went down on me, and spat anything out, I would be offended.

Not offended when they spit out my spunk, actually makes me giggle a little bit.

I only get offended when they puke, and even then I'm only mildly offended.

 

[Cami]

Dude has that really happend, someone ralphed? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[stevek173]

"did you even shower today?!"



missed that one before, that's great

 

[Cami]

"did you even shower today?!"
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i mean one would think that is rude of the girl, but if the guy is rank, he is the one being rude.

 

[betplom]

Dude has that really happend, someone ralphed? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

gag reflex I think, but we wont rule out smell.

 

[Cami]

just sayin.
I certainly wouldn't let a dude go down on my if I felt gross, let alone actually smelt anything less then pleasant.