Pope's doves of peace attacked by angry birds/Blood of Pope John Paul stolen

[mrquincy]

What a bizarre day to be a Roman Catholic


http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/01/27/pope-francis-vatican-doves-attacked/4937483/


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/10599604/Blood-of-Pope-John-Paul-stolen-in-possible-satanic-theft.html

 

[reno cool]

"The boy looked upset at the bird's misfortune, prompting the Pope to embrace him and pat his head. The young girl appeared to be laughing at the unexpected turn of events."

:lolwomen:

 

[IAG]

I saw that on the news. Nuts. At least they only got a few feathers.

 

[Valorem]

Was FEMEN to blame? They have been striking Roman Catholic churches hard in Europe this last two months

 

[Matty]

The young girl appeared to be laughing at the unexpected turn of events.

#psychopathchallenge

 

[Mudcat]

Heavens to Betsy

 

[PuckOff]

That's fokin it!!!

I need to get the Pope on Skype to perform an exorcism. He's been taken over by evil and it's ALL his fault.

Does anyone know of any Cardinals who can make this happen for me?

 

[reno cool]

who? your neighbor?

 

[PuckOff]

No. I am going to perform one on the Pope. I started my own religion after seeing that Skype exorcism. There's money to be made via Skype exorcisms. You in?

 

[reno cool]

ok

 

[MrX]

Doves of peace eaten by gulls and crows.
Blood of a pope stolen.
Reno Cool getting into the religion business.

It's official. We're in End Times.
Good luck everyone. Seeya in hell, or however this works.