Piercing the Veil...You Request the Game and I provide the Winner Through Divination

[Valorem]

NBA or NHL games for 3/19...I will check thread until 2pm. You give the game spread or total you want a winner in. I will then weigh the three most potent sources of information available. One is the magic eight ball. I will give it a good shake. The second is an app that I am developing. The third will be my eye test. I will list all three and then proclaim the winner...

I sense positive EV all over this.

So far this is my spokesmodel

as the results dictate I will upgrade or downgrade as finacailly possible

 

[bacon]

NHL Stl Chi

 

[RayRay]

if i owned Spreadbeneathmywings.com , i would be fuckin pissed about now

 

[Valorem]

NHL Stl Chi

App likes the Over 5.5 goals but not at lean level

8 Ball said to concentrate and ask again. Sorry Bacon I will bear down....Then it says outlook good for the over...

Me : O/U record for both teams stands very close to .500. Blackhawks have 5 straight unders. St Louis is not letting a lot of goals in recently


By a split decision the over is where the play is at. The otherworld forces have conspired against humanity to make the call. It is in the cards

 

[bacon]

Yeah I don't like the over for a few reasons, Chicago's powerplay has gone to the crapper and they played a long one in Philly last night

I say this is a true flip and one to watch and lay off of action wise Val

 

[Valorem]

Yeah I don't like the over for a few reasons, Chicago's powerplay has gone to the crapper and they played a long one in Philly last night

I say this is a true flip and one to watch and lay off of action wise Val

I dont know man...The other world forces say that its the play...I will probably lay something small to appease them...

 

[RayRay]

dont piss off the gods ... with march madness underway, do you really want to have them as enemies? stevies, you are treading on thin ice

 

[IAG]

Pacers -2 @Knicks

 

[bacon]

do you really want to have them as enemies?

If they exist they already always are RR. I drive a 1998 Blazer with over 100k miles on it.

Do the math.

 

[RayRay]

all that tells me is that you dont drive much... you have pussy living with you and you live next to a bar... id say you pretty much have life by the fucking scarred balls , buddy

you could be like that poor dumbcanuck, rain ... guy freezes his nurds off every day going to work, works his ass off and then comes home to get 0 sleep because of a fuckin kid... id say you have one upped that guy pretty gwood

 

[bacon]

That is a very much appreciated endorsement RR