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pico

Not Broke
#1
So there a Boeing 747 flying and suddently it starts to lose power and they are going down.

The captain goes on speaker and goes to the passengers: "Dear passengers we are losing altitude and unless we lose some weight we are going to crash, so we will have to unload all the luggage and cargo".

The crew through everything off the plane but still the plane is going down.

The captain gets back on the microphone: "Dear passenger i'm afraid we are still losing altitude so we will have to start unloading passengers, and we have decided to go in alphabetical order....so, any Africans on board? yes? no? anyone? Next, any Black people on board? yes? no? anyone? Next, any Couloured people on board? yes? no? anyone?"

So this little black kid goes to his mother, "mama we are coloured black and from africa, we have to go?" the mum goes "no Jerome, for this exercise we are niggers, let the gooks, jews and muslim go first!"
 

CaliGirlNY

Insert Witty Title Here
#4
Q:what kind of poops does the pope take?
A: Holy Craps!

Q: How do you get virgin wool?
A: find really ugly sheep

Q: What do Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus looking for black holes
 

Archie

SP Nation and I Ruin things
#5
did you hear the one about the star trek guy that liked cocks????


I mean according to what I heard...... he just GRABBED cocks and HELD them...... no joke. Mudcat told me about this shit.......

can you believe it? the guy just started grabbing weiners
 

CaliGirlNY

Insert Witty Title Here
#6
did you hear the one about the star trek guy that liked cocks????


I mean according to what I heard...... he just GRABBED cocks and HELD them...... no joke. Mudcat told me about this shit.......

can you believe it? the guy just started grabbing weiners
is that a joke?
 
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