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In honor of one of the Greatest Posters of all time.

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Rogue Scholar

Here's Roguie with his mum and little sister. This was taken at the time when he was just discovering his sexuality. When the young strapping photographer said "Look at me and then I'll flash" Roguie got a little bit over excited.

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iwinyourmoney

Here's iwinyourmoney as a teenager before the thyroid problem kicked in pictured with one of his first loves. She was a girl who lived next door - well actually, she lived in the trailer next door to him. They met on Wednesday, got engaged on Thursday, got the picture taken on Friday and got married on Saturday. Four months after the marriage, the couple gave birth to a baby boy - his girl had had a few boyfriends in the past but she managed to convince iwin that the baby was his.

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Robyn

Here's a family picture of the resident SBR hottie. No, people, not Patty or Richkas - I mean Robyn! She's already admitted to being a bit of an odd cookie, I mean just look at her husband. But I'm not sure where that kookiness comes from - her family look pretty normal here. But it does give an insight into where she got her addiction to pecker grabbing.

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onthewhat

Here's an insight into perhaps the most popular poster here. Looks like he came from a solid family background but I'm not too sure about the clothing. His dad was involved in a car crash at the age of 25 and took a heavy blow to the head. From that day onward he was convinced that he had to singlehandedly promote Bavarian fashion to America. Sadly, onthewhat was forced by his father to go to school in lederhosen every day up until the age of 18. Maybe this explains the awkwardness in locker rooms and the unluckiness with women.

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pico

This is baby pico being held by his grandmother; his mother and father above. Pico has had hair issues throughout his life - his Chinese name translates literally as baby comb over. Pico is now totally bald and he spent $2,000 at Hair Club to have temporary hair for last years SBR bash. The economic downturn means that pico can't afford the treatment again and so will have to miss the 2009 meet.

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pavyracer

Here's the real pavyracer family picture rather than that swinging couple. This is a picture of the Greek pop phenomenon in a promotional shot which is one of very few around the time he sported an ill-advised moustache. Power popstar pavy is nicknamed Ol’ Blew Eyes (one blew this way, one blew that way). This particular shot was promoting pavy's line of sweaters which were quickly pulled after legal action from Bill Cosby. Not sure what his wife's hands are doing but by the look on her face, they must be doing something pretty damn good.

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Casperwaits

Casper's mother was in a traveling freak show and one night had an intimate encounter with the Jolly Green Giant. Unable to care for the child she regretfully placed the child in the Euphrates river in a basket of bulrushes. A family of visiting American midgets found the basket and took him home as their new child. As Casper grew (and grew and grew) he reached 7'1" at the age of 16 and still did not know he was adopted. The family wanted to tell him but after watching The Jerk they thought better of it. At the age of 24, Casper finally made the connection and confronted his parents who told him the truth. Feeling let down, Casper left home and worked from bar to bar and slept on couch to couch; moving around until he can find his special purpose in life.

Here he is aged 11 with his 22 year old sister.

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Teela

Teela was born with an inherited skin disease and could not be exposed to direct sunlight until the age of 39. She is pictured right on her 14th birthday party which the family, somewhat cruelly, chose to have outside. After 3 years in the wilderness, she finally faced the outside world at the age of 42 and now is a fully fledged member of society and working part time as a model for a pumpkin distributor.

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pat venditto

Here are the Venditto clan using the services of the short-lived Rogue Scholar Photography (with catchphrase "You pack it, I'll snap it"). Pat is pictured far right next to his on-off boyfriend Chet. Seems like the Venditto family were unaware of the absurdity of the picture until after having paid for it. "It seemed so natural at the time, getting back to nature and such." Daddy Venditto said, "Now it looks like the family are riding a big fat cock."

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