High school/Grade school negative memories...

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Oksana

Oksana

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Have any?

I have quite a few but am definitely an over sharer on here already.

But what do you remember from grade/high school that someone said to you that still sticks in your mind after all these years? Can we out them for being a wanker???? This will be stuff that chances are the other person doesn't even remember saying but you can still remember it after how long.

No judging here.
 
In 2nd grade, I was asked "spit or swallow?". I answered "spit" and the 4th grade douches laughed. Then they explained the joke. I still didn't get it. :dunno:

I had an enjoyable time in school.
 
In early junior high it got a little tough because I was tall and lanky and we didn't have as much money as most of the other kids, it was a very snobby school. Anyway I remembered flirting with one of the popular girls because I thought I was cool as fuck and she said "I don't want anything to do with you you SCRUB". She turned out to be pretty ugly.
 
F these wankers.

I still remember Michael Chuchmu** telling me I'm doomed to be fat because I'm Ukrainian and poor because my parents made me pay half for our grade 8 trip.

 
and now i'm listening to Alice in Chains Down in a Hole :lmao:
 
stevek173
In early junior high it got a little tough because I was tall and lanky and we didn't have as much money as most of the other kids, it was a very snobby school. Anyway I remembered flirting with one of the popular girls because I thought I was cool as fuck and she said "I don't want anything to do with you you SCRUB". She turned out to be pretty ugly.
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my senior math teacher told me "I've had two students in my 20 years who had as bad an attitude as you. One killed himself and an innocent family driving drunk and the other is in prison" after he walked around the classroom one day and found me making a farm out of paper from our homework packet, scotch tape and his toy animals he had on his back desk. I even had his name written on the barn roof in permanent marker he still didnt like it. some people huh.
 
Matty
In 2nd grade, I was asked "spit or swallow?". I answered "spit" and the 4th grade douches laughed. Then they explained the joke. I still didn't get it. :dunno:
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at what age did you get it?
 
choo
at what age did you get it?
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The whole notion of oral sex was lost on me until I discovered porn. I was probably 10.
 
Common Roguey... even the luckiest of us had shitty times.
 
And Stevie(s) - if you want me to facebook bomb your bitch, let me know.
 
My sophomore year in hs I just had my braces off and was wearing a retainer. I was in the library sitting at a table alone in the corner because it was hard as fuck to talk, when the senior captain of my hockey team sits down with the hottest girl in
The school. The chick says hi, and I am excited that she knows my name. She asking me questions about the game we had that night and I stArt to talk and I am drooling and slurring my words.

That was the last time I ever wore the fucking retainer in
School.
 
I once got the shit beaten out of me by Brian S. It wasn't the whooping that was so bad, I was running up the slide afterall. It was the inaction, and egging on of brian by some older kids I looked up to, and later mocking for "losing."
 
Worst thing I heard coming from an adult was during my senior year of high school, when a snotty Lit teacher was asking everyone what they enrolled in in college. One girl answered that she was going to this trade school that trained administrative assistants, so she could become "someone's secretary". The teacher asked her "Why don't you try being someone yourself?"

:surrender:
 
My AP physics teacher told me that I would "never amount to anything in life" after not turning in my homework once again. One of my friends started arguing with her and asked her how she could say that to one of her students. I just laughed, got up, and left the class. I was a big slacker in high school. I'd always turn in my homework late and still got a B by acing the final.

Fuck that cunt.
 
In 6th grade I was bored in class during math because my classmates shouldn't have advanced 5th grade and I was doing pranks in class so that the teacher would kick me out of class without sending me to the principal. I pissed that teacher so bad he asked me not to come back in class for the whole day and ended up taking a nap on a bench in the school garden until it was time to go home. Another day the music teacher wanted me to rehearse for the Christmas choir and I started singing like a chicken right before you cut its throat so she can kick me out and go play soccer with the varsity team.
 
Wait, there was this asshole who taught math to my bro and I in 8th grade. He fucking hated the both of us cause we would spend whole classes not paying attention to his retardedly simple material. My Grandpa died that year and we got our Mom to write a note to explain why we hadn't done our homework that day. He totally dismissed the note and said out loud, in front of the whole class: "Oh no, your Grandpa died! You two must be soooo sad!" Unbeknownst to him, Grandpa was our real father figure after our parents' divorce a couple years earlier.

Our identical flabberghasted faces must still haunt him to this day.

Miserable combed-over moron.
 
Some cunt of a teacher told my gf senior of hs "I guess they are not being selective this year" when my gf told the cunt that she had been accepted early decision to Middlebury. I called the teacher a fuckin cunt and got detention. My gf's father gave me patriots tickets for standing up for his daughter.
 
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