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The first one is the original Google glass video. The other ones are parodies, as if texting and driving were not bad enough, what life is going to be like walking down the street with tons of info coming though reality glasses/wearable computers as you bump into lightpoles or walk into oncoming traffic.

I dont think casinos are going to be too happy to see anyone wearing these.





video of google glass if it ran windows with tons of pup ups , maybe google ads

 
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:rolling::lmao: I especially like the last one!

The idea is pretty cool though...but I mean, that's what your phone is for!

Think of having a conversation with someone holding a phone at eye level pointed at you just recording you, that basically what these glasses can do, not to mention googling info about you, the whole thing is going to come off really creepy to alot of people. I can imagine it being used for alot of people like law enforcement or people involved in the medical field and certainly for pervs but as a device for interacting with other people on a day to day basis, I think you would probably encounter alot of hostility wearing these. There are alot of places you wouldnt want to wear these.

I saw a fight last year break out between a waitress and some guy because she thought he was snapping a picture of her ass with his phone, there are laws in alot of places about recording someone without their permission. A seattle bar already banned the wearing of google glasses.

"Seattle dive bar The 5 Point Cafe banned anyone wearing the glasses from their premises. Their message was simple: "ass kickings will be encouraged for violators." But apparently that needed expanding, as if it was somehow unclear, so bar owner Dave Meinert told KIRO-FM in Seattle more about the policy. It's about privacy. "You have to understand the culture of The 5 Point which is a sometimes seedy, maybe notorious place and I think people want to go there and not be known"

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Think of having a conversation with someone holding a phone at eye level pointed at you just recording you, that basically what these glasses can do, not to mention googling info about you, the whole thing is going to come off really creepy to alot of people. I can imagine it being used for alot of people like law enforcement or people involved in the medical field and certainly for pervs but as a device for interacting with other people on a day to day basis, I think you would probably encounter alot of hostility wearing these. There are alot of places you wouldnt want to wear these.

I saw a fight last year break out between a waitress and some guy because she thought he was snapping a picture of her ass with his phone, there are laws in alot of places about recording someone without their permission. A seattle bar already banned the wearing of google glasses.

"Seattle dive bar The 5 Point Cafe banned anyone wearing the glasses from their premises. Their message was simple: "ass kickings will be encouraged for violators." But apparently that needed expanding, as if it was somehow unclear, so bar owner Dave Meinert told KIRO-FM in Seattle more about the policy. It's about privacy. "You have to understand the culture of The 5 Point which is a sometimes seedy, maybe notorious place and I think people want to go there and not be known"

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Yeah it certainly has it's pros and cons. It's something I doubt I would ever use, I mean that can't be good for your eyes to wear them too much. Still, neat though.
 
http://gawker.com/5990395/if-you-wear-googles-new-glasses-you-are-an-asshole

If You Wear Google's New Glasses You Are An Asshole

"Atlantic writer Ta-Nehisi Coates has developed a brilliantly concise definition of an asshole: "A person who demands that all social interaction happen on their terms." He was inspired by the assholes who talk in Amtrak's quiet car, but this reasoning also perfectly explains why those who use Google's new wearable computer are assholes, by definition.

Google Glass is the gadget all techies at South By Southwest are talking about this week. Glass is a wearable computer eye piece, which allows you to snap photos, read the news and do Google searches all while looking like an extra from the dance club scene in the Matrix. Glass is not yet publicly available, but Google is graciously allowing select geeks to purchase it early for $1,500, if they write them an essay about why they deserve one.

Glass has sparked much excitement and controversy. Having a computer strapped to your face is the second-greatest geek dream after robot sex. Critics have pointed out the privacy implications of Glass, for which one of the first apps is a program that lets you identify your friends in a crowd based only on what clothes they are wearing. A Seattle bar has already banned Glass, half in jest. Is Glass The Future of Computers or a Privacy Nightmare? I am not concerned with these questions. Instead I'm concerned with a much finer point: People who wear Google Glass in public are assholes."


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What its really like to look through google glass


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http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/26/o...hands-free-but-not-brain-free.html?=_r=6&_r=0

Is Google Glass Dangerous?

"NEWS about Google Glass is everywhere these days, and so are its critics.

"Some charge it only with fashion crimes. Others worry about invasion of privacy: when out on a date with a Glass wearer, you won’t know if they are recording you — or Googling “seduction tips,” for that matter.

Nonetheless, most agree that a smartphone-linked display and camera placed in the corner of your vision is intriguing and potentially revolutionary — and like us, they want to try it. But Glass may inadvertently disrupt a crucial cognitive capacity, with potentially dangerous consequences.

Google isn’t the only company selling a technology that makes it easier to use your phone while you do other things. Last month Chevrolet released a commercial touting “eyes-free and hands-free integration” with the iPhone’s Siri interface, showing a woman checking her text messages using voice commands while she drives in circles.

To their credit, Google’s designers have recognized the distraction caused by grabbing someone’s attention with a sudden visual change. Mr. Brin explained that Glass doesn’t flash an alert in its users’ visual field when a new text message arrives. Instead, it plays a sound and requires them to look up to activate the display.

The “eyes-free” goal addresses an obvious limitation of the human brain: we can’t look away from where we’re heading for more than a few seconds without losing our bearings. And time spent looking at a cellphone is time spent oblivious to the world, as shown in the viral videos of distracted phone users who stumble into shopping-mall fountains.

Most people intuitively grasp the “two-second rule.” When driving, for example, we glance only briefly at the radio or speedometer. But some distractions overwhelm this intuition.


Researchers at the Virginia Tech Transportation Institute outfitted cars and trucks with cameras and sensors to monitor real-world driving behavior. When drivers were communicating, they tended to look away for as much as 4.6 seconds during a 6-second period. In effect, people lose track of time when texting, leading them to look at their phones far longer than they know they should. Two-way communication is especially engaging, and time flies when we are reading and typing."


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google glasses and exams,sat tests?

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Morgan Freeman dozed off during a TV interview which he was doing jointly with Michael Caine the other day and, when questioned about it, he said


Regarding my recent interview, I wasn't actually sleeping. I'm a beta tester for Google Eyelids and I was merely taking the opportunity to update my Facebook page.


Well played sir. :up:


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I can already imagine a number of people who will end up literally wearing these things (if u catch my drift)...

this video is great. the part at 1:44 sums it up.



Forget about the social creepiness involved in sitting at a coffeeshop or place talking to someone with google glasses, think about people driving with google glasses on. Cell phones, texting and driving is bad enough. There is a great scene from a Simpsons episode where HomerSimpson drives while using an in-car deep fryer, watching TV, playing with a Lite-Brite and operating a fog machine. He then tries to fax an "SOS" using a dashboard fax machine as he drives off a pier.

I find myself drinking coffee, answering calls while driving, changing the radio, its crazy how much you try to do operating a 4,000 pound vehicle going speeds up to 65-70 miles an hour around other people probably engaged in alot of the same activities.

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http://www.thecarconnection.com/new...10-of-fatal-accidents-but-are-phones-to-blame

"Here are the ten most distracting activities for motorists, according to Erie's study:

10: Smoking (including lighting up and stubbing out cigarettes) -- 1%

9: Moving object(s) in the vehicle (including pets and insects) -- 1%

8: Using other devices or controls that were part of the driving process (like adjusting mirrors and seats or using in-dash navigation systems) -- 1%

7: Adjusting audio or A/C controls -- 2%

6: Eating or drinking -- 2%

5: Using or reaching for a device that was brought into the vehicle (like headphones or a dashtop satnav) -- 2%

4: Talking to or looking at other car occupants -- 5%

3: Rubbernecking to look at an object, person, or event outside the vehicle -- 7%

2: Using a cell phone (including talking, listening, dialing, or texting) -- 12%

1: Lost in thought or daydreaming -- 62%"