Fuck You McDonalds

[CASPERWAIT$]

You corporate stomach rapists.

We all know Big Mac secret sauce is 1000 Island Dressing.

That your dollar menu was never a dollar in major cities.

That asking for something without pickles is like asking a Muslim to take off their scarf before riding an escalator.

You only hire minorities.

Your French fries are drowned in sugar and salt.

That your lettuce doesn't even pass for iceberg.

That you never give me enough sauce for 20 nuggets.

That a Grimace is not even a real animal.

Your happy meal toys have sucked the last 15 years.

Screw you!

 

[PuckOff]

Weak thread, but I agree their happy meal toys do suck.

 

[bacon]

Casper you are in the fucking content zone brother

Fast food is scary shit

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Weak thread, but I agree their happy meal toys do suck.

Yeah not the strongest.

I just saw the Lebron James McDonalds commercial and it pissed me off.

 

[bacon]

I'd love to see the result of you actually pissing off Lebron James. For some reason I think he might have a slight temper on him.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'd love to see the result of you actually pissing off Lebron James. For some reason I think he might have a slight temper on him.

Lebron would cock stomp me.

Anal fissures would surely be in my future.

 

[fiveteamer]

Now I'm craving a Big Mac.

 

[bacon]

Lebron would cock stomp me.

Anal fissures would surely be in my future.

Good deal. Please make this happen asap and write a top 10 list on how it makes you feel.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Good deal. Please make this happen asap and write a top 10 list on how it makes you feel.

Ties together nicely Bacon.

 

[IAG]

I don't eat a lot of fast food, but as far as fries go, I love the sugar and salt drowned fries of Micky Ds.

 

[bacon]

appreciated Casp, I like to feel symmetrical.

 

[Matty]

People who customize their McDonald's order slay me.

Just take the pickles out of your Big Mac ya finicky junk-eating cunt.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

People who customize their McDonald's order slay me.

Just take the pickles out of your Big Mac ya finicky junk-eating cunt.

Matty, my ex wouldn't eat anything even if a pickle touched a plate.

I love pickles personally.

 

[housepicks]

Not 1000 island dressing


Not

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Not 1000 island dressing


Not

Yeah that's essentially what it is.

 

[bacon]

That Grimace is fucking weird man. Really fucking weird.

 

[PuckOff]

Matty, my ex wouldn't eat anything even if a pickle touched a plate.

I love pickles personally.

I'm like that with cucumbers.

 

[PuckOff]

Not 1000 island dressing


Not

It's all online. Mayo and relish are the main ingredients.