Do you miss Jello?

[Bread]

Lots of casualties on the home front today.

:madd:

 

[Matty]

Yeah. Nice going, asshole.

 

[Teela]

Why is everyone leaving?

 

[Matty]

Bread is being taught the ancient martial art of Internet CRUSHING. And he's a quick learner.

Teela, don't go.

 

[Bread]

Why is everyone leaving?

Because you showed up.

 

[Matty]

Ack.

 

[Bread]

Shooting for #6 here Matty.

 

[Matty]

Anyone but Teela pal. Fucking sausage fest in here and it's getting worse with Bateman projecting his homo fantasies on me.

 

[Bread]

Matty CALM DOWN! Your pigmentation is a little underdeveloped for her taste, if you catch my drift.

 

[Teela]

I don't get it... I like Russians?

 

[Matty]

Matty CALM DOWN! Your pigmentation is a little underdeveloped for her taste, if you catch my drift.

With the lights turned off, you wouldn't call me underdeveloped from anywhere, if you catch my drift Teela.

Wow, that was bad.

Meh. *submit*

 

[Bread]

Teela if I had a twin brother you could be the baloney to our Bread sandwich.

Wait. Matty has a twin.

Nevermind.

 

[Matty]

We do bachelorette parties.

 

[roguejuror]

no mames guay

what happened here>

 

[Matty]

I didn't do any troubles.

*points towards Bread*

 

[Bread]

Whatever.

 

[roguejuror]

damn, why all the good ones fall

matty stay away from my dundy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Matty]

Good thread.