Bone bone, here's an opportunity to make some extra cash

[Matty]

Forward this to the missus:

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/4419333787.html

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles (brooklyn)

I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

 

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

I wonder what the angle is. Must be an angle.

 

[Boner_18]

On it. Thanks for the heads up.

$175 compounded at a modest 5% for 30 years is $756 extra in retirement. If I can find her (or me) just one of these opportunities annually that'd be $12383 extra in retirement.

 

[Matty]

Please have the missus report back on her experience.

The ad's last two lines have me filled with intrigue.

 

[Matty]

I wonder what the angle is. Must be an angle.

I think the angle is rape.

 

[betplom]

I think the angle is rape.

Its not rape if they are compensated financially.


PS: Marty congrats on hitting 30k posts and also on the Habs series win. I knew Tampa would cave in the playoffs.
Montreal got to face the only team in the east softer than them.

It's been rumored that Toronto has its sights set on Stamkos when he becomes a free agent.

 

[FairWarning]

I wonder what the angle is. Must be an angle.

Money and sex are the correct answer to 90% of life's motives. I'm betting on the latter for the max.

I'm kind of curious about what flavor ramen.

 

[Boner_18]

Conacted the gentleman and his wife. Not going to work for us as he NEEDS this to occur during normal business hours (8am-6pm he says). Unfortunately, the missus makes more being in the office and shes saving PTO days.

 

[betplom]

Money and sex are the correct answer to 90% of life's motives. I'm betting on the latter for the max.

I'm kind of curious about what flavor ramen.

duh!

he wants a flavour not available in stores!!!

Dude is looking for vagina flavoured ramen noodle!!

 

[Cami]

Maybe they are going to murder whom ever answers the ad and have human ramen.

 

[Matty]

Too bad. I'll keep an eye out for similar opportunities.

 

[Matty]

Wait, why can't the wife soak her vagina in the ramen.

 

[bacon]

someone respond to him this could be very entertaining

I would but I'd too much of a snatch

 

[Mudcat]

I'd be concerned about ending up the hindquarters of a human centipede or some damn thing.

 

[bacon]

I feel like this is a job for Blittster

Come on superblitty one time

 

[MrX]

Sometimes you get a little tired of the same vagina-flavored ramen every day.

 

[Mudcat]

Something smells fishy here.

Well someone had to say it.