Ask Kato A Question

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Enough with the riff raff. Time to get a real poster up to bat here.


Kato are you a Mormon? If no, why not? And why are you in Utah then?

Kato what was it like working Chris Tucker?

Kato if I slept with a half Korean, can I technically say that I have knocked out sleeping with an Asian? Does that count?

Kato is Asian pussy really sideways? I think they're pulling my leg.

 

[kato]

Kato are you a Mormon? If no, why not? And why are you in Utah then?

Kato what was it like working Chris Tucker?

Kato if I slept with a half Korean, can I technically say that I have knocked out sleeping with an Asian? Does that count?

Kato is Asian pussy really sideways? I think they're pulling my leg.

Born here in Salt Lake City, moved around a lot (Arizona, Wisconsin, Colorado, Montana), stayed here to go to school (soccer scholarship), not Mormon (45% of the population here is), some family members are (including my mother). I like Utah, good friends, attractive women, and I have a good job.

Chris Tucker is a very self-centric actor who is a bigot.

Yes. I once slept with a half african american, I count that as checking that box.

They are lying to you.

 

[roguejuror]

Whats Montana like?

 

[roguejuror]

What soccer position you play?

Do you be going to the Real Salt Lake games?

 

[kato]

Montana is pretty, but small and boring. Lived in the city of Missoula (where the University of Montana is). Cheap alcohol. Played striker and forward. My cousin is a program manager for a local talk radio station, so he hooks me up with tickets.

 

[Saulty]

Montana is pretty, but small and boring. Lived in the city of Missoula (where the University of Montana is). Cheap alcohol. Played striker and forward. My cousin is a program manager for a local talk radio station, so he hooks me up with tickets.

How does it feel to get hit in the nuts with a soccer ball in 30 degree weather?

 

[kato]

How does it feel to get hit in the nuts with a soccer ball in 30 degree weather?

fucking hurts.

it feels like both nuts turned into 1 nut and exploded

 

[roguejuror]

Few people of colour in Montana?

 

[kato]

mostly white...

pale

 

[Mudcat]

Do you like Snickers bars? Where do Snickers bars lie on your pecking list of chocolate bars?

 

[kato]

Do you like Snickers bars? Where do Snickers bars lie on your pecking list of chocolate bars?

lol

i try not to eat a lot of sugar, but if so...

Snickers w/ almond (the old mars bar is #1)
Regular snickers #2
kit-kat #3

 

[roguejuror]

do you weight within 150-160 lbs?

 

[kato]

147 lbs; 5'7"

 

[MrMonkey]

Living out in the Western part of the US all your life, ever fantasize about being the first Asian rodeo superstar?

 

[Mudcat]

lol

i try not to eat a lot of sugar, but if so...

Snickers w/ almond (the old mars bar is #1)
Regular snickers #2
kit-kat #3

You like Snickers more than I do. Snickers would actually be pretty low on my pecking order. I mean, it is chocolate and caramel and peanuts, so how bad can it be? But still, there are many chocolate bars I would go to before a Snickers.

I'm not criticizing. It is all a matter of taste. To each his own.

I'm glad we had this chat about Snickers.

 

[kato]

Living out in the Western part of the US all your life, ever fantasize about being the first Asian rodeo superstar?

yes

 

[kato]

You like Snickers more than I do. Snickers would actually be pretty low on my pecking order. I mean, it is chocolate and caramel and peanuts, so how bad can it be? But still, there are many chocolate bars I would go to before a Snickers.

I'm not criticizing. It is all a matter of taste. To each his own.

I'm glad we had this chat about Snickers.

i am too

 

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Do you have any relatives that look like the Black Widow Jeanette Lee? God I hope so.