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  1. slayerofeggs

    Hey Eggs

    eggs has been neutralized
  2. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    How much do you owe the hospitals for treating you? You gonna stiff on your medical bills? Make sure to prepay your funeral or you end up in a paupers grave like the other derelict drunks. Gotta go now and watch hockey. We'll continue this later, as long as you don't have a SEIZURE before then.
  3. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    You're NOT ignoring me. I pull the strings you fukkin drunk.
  4. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    sage advice could apply to another poster we all know and tolerate.:chickendance:
  5. slayerofeggs

    4 Tricks You Can Do With Eggs

    at least plommer will be: :alien:
  6. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    karma can be a cunt. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be followed around and trolled after every post. Eggs knows what I mean. No, I don't wish him dead, but I won't miss him after he's gone. His body is breaking down from all the alcohol abuse, nothing can stop him from...
  7. slayerofeggs

    Don't Argue with Women - Emotional Equivalency

    end of life (but not for me)
  8. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Steve at least you get the last laugh, you get to stiff the hospital on what you owe them for temporarily keeping you alive.
  9. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Get comfy you drunken dead fukk.
  10. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Rest in peace Stevie. Were gonna miss you. Not. :guitar:
  11. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Steve is dying!! :inyourface:
  12. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Plommer is gonna piss on your grave, boy. I'll live for that day!! :chickendance:
  13. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    Sounds like your body is giving off signals that it has had enough abuse and wants to call it quits. I'll take eggs for the max in the poster death pool. Come on ONE TIME!! No way will you see your 45th birthday eggs, no fucking way. You should consider prepaying your final arrangements.
  14. slayerofeggs

    Has anyone talked to poster Eggs today?

    You think your job is tough? Imagine having to do this every day. https://youtu.be/nAFtZAMZb7c