thats like a gay man sucking on a dildo. it may calm the craving but when it comes down to it you really want that pubic hair to find its way to your tongue.
Telling a smoker he/she should quit because its healthier and would save him/her money is like telling a black man that he would be going to work next week instead of prison; its not going to get the best reaction.
Perhaps you are a goddess who is the exception. I don't see it though. Pretty sure patty was right though, that you took a huge load down your throat for an upgraded position (most likely moving from junior copy maker and fax receiver to senior coffee server). So congrats on that one!