whats the cheapest i can get either 100 or 250 roses for

[IAG]

Good Luck House...we're rooting for ya!

 

[housepicks]

thanks

well....global rose had the cheapest prices. 100 roses for about 150 bucks.

But they deliver Fed Ex. I didn't know if they were gonna go in a business and ask for my wife. So I paid the same price for 24 roses from a local flower shop. Thinking back...Of course they would go into business and ask for a name...I'm fuckin stupid.

 

[housepicks]

Mother


Fucker

 

[housepicks]

She don't start work till noon....And it says need signature and most stuff delivered before 10:30


Still feeling like I got fucked out of about 76 roses.

 

[housepicks]

I didn't want to take any chances.

 

[housepicks]

Shoulda got some balloons too.

 

[housepicks]

My wife is hot

 

[housepicks]

And she's got huge tits.

 

[housepicks]

Size 7-8.

 

[FairWarning]

fucked up on the dildo..


only 6'' long but its like a soup can round...throwing it away

Put it on ebay. Gently used of course.

Oh and pics of your wife, for Casper's birthday of course.

 

[housepicks]

I overpaid for that dildo too.

 

[FairWarning]

I overpaid for that dildo too.

At least someone got fucked.

 

[housepicks]

That's a good one FW. Your best work in a while.

 

[Tron]

Houser, buy her a much smaller amount of flowers 3 or 4 times throughout the year when she's not expecting it and you'll be a hero.

Then on V - Day you don't have to shove all your chips in the middle.


You're welcome.

 

[housepicks]

where were you 12 years ago.

 

[Tron]

I know, Houser. I'm one in a million.

 

[betplom]

[h=2]whats the cheapest i can get either 100 or 250 roses for[/h]

$0 if there is a cemetery nearby.

 

[MrMonkey]

fucked up on the dildo..


only 6'' long but its like a 1)soup can round...2)throwing it away

1) Properly used term at GL! You're welcome!

2) No, MrsMatty could use it!